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Monday, June 30th, was our anniversary, as mentioned. We like going to amusement parks that day, but we needed at some point to drive from Pittsburgh to Maryland and this would be the day. We got up as late as we could, close to check-out time, the better to sleep in. I forget whether we got out just ahead of housekeeping or if we were interrupted by them and had to apologize and ask for a little more time. We were aware that the earlier we got up the better the chance we could do something particular at the end of the day, but that's a hard trade-off to make when you're setting the alarm clock, already tired.

If I remember right we got lunch at the Sheetz near the hotel, as it turns out we're easily coaxed by their sandwich ordering screens. It's a break from Taco Bell (which I believe we missed the whole trip). We would get into Wawa territory during the vacation, for the first time in ages, but never set foot in one.

Anyway, onward to Interstates. At some point around this [personal profile] bunnyhugger quipped that of course it was I-76 going to Philadelphia and I said yeah, that is why Pennsylvania I-76 is named that (and not, say, I-78 or I-74 or some other convenient number). Colorado I-76 has that name for going through the Centennial State. (On double-checking, I can confirm the Colorado I-76's name origin, but the Department of Transportation says the Pennsylvania I-76 was coincidence, as far as they can prove from documentation, and there were adequate reasons to use 76 that had nothing to do with sentiment.)

[personal profile] bunnyhugger had picked out a hotel in Maryland somewhere and it stood out compared to our usual amusement park trip hotel: it was a skyscraper. At least fourteen storeys --- I forget if this or our airport hotel in Brussels was the one that conspicuously lacked a 13th floor, just like in the urban legends --- and we had a floor high enough we were dependent on the elevator. The elevator behaved as though it wanted to be at a furry con, all three shafts running slowly and one day, one not running at all. We saw on the hotel restaurant the promise that this place had a vegetarian-meat steak that sounded quite interesting and novel. The next day --- we didn't have time that day --- we'd go there, for it, and discover that oh yeah, they haven't had it in like forever, the menu just hasn't been changed. (Apparently the Detroit Athletic Club restaurant has it on the menu, so if true, we might someday get to try it out.)

The height did not put us above the mid-90s heat, but it was air conditioned, so we had that to not worry about. And one of the last things we did on the day was exchange anniversary presents. There would be nothing like last year when I had snuckened a Popeye pinball backglass out from Pinball At The Zoo with [personal profile] bunnyhugger noticing, and gave it to her without a clear idea where we could hang the thing. No, with our being on the road like this we had to go for slender presents. It won't surprise you that she gave me books which you'll be seeing in my Currently Reading line item (a Mark Kurlansky book, a book about the history of embroidery [ the 13th anniversary is lace and this is as close as could get ], and a Simon Winchester book). Very happy with them. And I gave her ... well, one book, about the roller coasters of one particular early-20th-century designer, several of which survived long enough for us to ride them. And, snuckified from Pinball At The Zoo ... a magic mirror, a small plastic piece from a FunHouse table. At least until we get one of the remake, this will keep us.

The sensitive reader with good estimates of what check-out time is and how long it could take to drive from the vicinity of Pittsburgh to the vicinity of Upper Marlboro, Maryland may wonder: was that all we did? Or have I left out something that took up a couple of hours?

No, and yes. I intend to get there.


Last September we were taking the train at Michigan's Adventure to the other station, the one next to Thunderhawk (closed for the season) and where they had set up ... you'll see.

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On the train ride. We got this view of Shivering Timbers's first drop. I love the pattern of the supports here.


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Going past the train shed where I discovered they have two other trains! They were running only the one and I'm not sure I've ever seen them running two trains, let alone three.


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So here's a gourd face, part of the theme of the ride, which is telling the story of ...


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The Gourd-geous Gourds, who have some kind of popular entertainment and would be just fine if not for the menace of ...


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The Gross Goblins! Does the train ride build to a suspenseful climax where you the riders help overcome the gross goblins? Go on, guess.


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Anyway here's what we're taking the train to: a pumpkin patch set up in some otherwise unused space --- it's an odd little cul de sac --- at the far end of the park.


Trivia: Each transfer of a person between the Soyuz capsule and the Apollo Command or Docking Modules had to be followed by a check on the Soyuz's atmospheric composition, ensuring that not too much nitrogen had been removed. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, Edward Clinton Ezell, Linda Neuman Ezell. NASA SP-4209. (Apollo was, on orbit, pure oxygen at 1/3 atmospheric pressure; the Soviets, a four-to-one nitrogen-oxygen blend at one atmosphere, as on Earth. Part of the docking module was an airlock that could be brought up to one atmosphere of pressure.)

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So what can I say about Kennywood that I haven't said before? That we really like its slightly ramshackle, organic layout, and how the most strongly-themed section of park is ``old amusement park''-themed? That the Thunderbolt is as ever a great ride and if they want to call it a century-old roller coaster, well, in light of one of the potential themes for this trip report that wouldn't be bad. That on a hot day it felt like they'd covered the track with fresh grease so it was running really fast? Seriously, we're not going to run out of good things to say about Thunderbolt.

Nor the Turtle ride, which has updated its historic-district signage to reflect that it's the only one of that model still operating. I think when we got on our ride we overheard someone saying it was kind of like a roller coaster and, yeah, you could make a case that the Turtle ride, a circular ride with motors bringing the cars up and down steady oscillations, is a kind of powered coaster. (Also when we got into our car [personal profile] bunnyhugger found a necklace that she turned over to the ride operator.) That's approaching its centennial (2027, all going well), although it only got the turtle shells in 1948.

Oh, how about the Noah's Ark? Which is a walkthrough attraction on a swinging ship prop, with room after room of generally funny animal scenes and then a bunch of funhouse-type attractions, like a room where you walk on a bridge while a lit cylinder rotates around, or where you walk through a Mystery Room at a pretty severe angle. We get to that ride every visit and this time ... we ... somehow did it wrong? Somehow, we missed the whole part of the ride where you go upstairs, to a small balcony, and step onto the swinging part of the ship. I blame myself; I was fiddling with taking some low-light photos and some operator pointed the way for us to get a move on, and I think we must have accidentally followed the wheelchair-accessible or the chicken-exit routes as we were done in barely half the time it should have taken. Confused by how the heck we could walk through what is a twisty but still linear path in a single building wrong we went again and are about 95% sure we spotted where we took the wrong turn.

We were careful about how long a line to get on things, when we could get intelligence on that, because of a terrible fact. Kennywood would, that day, be closing at 8 pm. Not because of weather or even projected poor attendance; they just were cutting the place off before it was even sunset. I blame staff shortages, although it's true that every place has been cutting its hours down. Probably, again, from being short on staff.

As a result, though, we only rode the one side of the Racer Möbius-strip coaster, and that a fair bit after we rode The Phantom's Revenge. On that one, we were foiled by the line-cutter scheme. Phantom's Revenge has a long elevated walkway for the queue and that was nearly empty. Turns out, the junction of the line-cutter queue and the normal person queue is way back, on the ground, hidden from most everyone, and an operator won't let people through until they're satisfied people who paid more have gotten through. So looking at the queue is, in this case, misleading because the real queue has moved.

Well, the most important ride, Jack Rabbit, was there, an unquestionably century-plus-old roller coaster, and I forget whether we got backseat or almost-backseat but it was still a choice position. Again, riding fantastic.

So we did not get rides on Steel Curtain, nor Sky Rocket, and for that matter let the kiddie coaster Lil' Phantom go unvisited this time. But we did get to all the most important to us coasters, plus the Whip. And we even found time for a just-before-closing ride on Thunderbolt before returning to the carousel.

We had ridden the carousel (there since 1927; the Wurlitzer band organ is already over a century old) earlier in the day, when [personal profile] bunnyhugger took what seemed like a long time walking around picking a ride. She was looking for the lion, which was not there, a fact I failed to notice entirely. Turns out the lion was taken off for renovations; Kennywood is (we learned like a decade ago) often renovating its carousel, a couple animals at a time, and it was in the news that the lion was leaving the tiger to sole dominion over the ride back in spring. We just hadn't noticed.

But we got to the carousel for the last ride of the too-short day and, as we expected, there was a long loading cycle as they got as many people as they could on. And they did; the ride was close to full up. What we did not expect was the ride cycle was short. It had barely got up to speed when it began slowing, so abrupt a cut that I assumed there was an emergency and once it was dealt with we'd get the actual ride. Nope; when it stopped, we were to get off, and they shut the power almost immediately. We couldn't square the extremely long loading cycle with the truncated ride cycle. Maybe somebody got unexpected instructions.

The day was a good one, even if we lost maybe twenty pounds of weight through sweating. It was just too short, by at least two hours; from the crowd they probably could have gone three more hours and still have it be worth opening the shops and the restaurants. Still, the first full amusement park day of our trip was quite good. And the next day --- our anniversary --- was going also to be one on the road so maybe a day we could get to bed early was wiser. If we got to bed early. (Kind of, but not really early enough.)


Enough of the long-ago days of June. How about the even-longer-ago days of last September at Michigan's Adventure? That's the pictures for today.

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Pumpkin archway set up on the way to the train ride. I believe that girl's a firefly.


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From within we could look at Shivering Timbers, but not touch; the bigger roller coasters were closed for the event.


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Here's some hay bales and decorations put up in that little spot we had discovered I want to say earlier that summer, that's actually got benches and seating area inside the thatch-lined ground.


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And here's the railway, renamed Patch's Pumpkin Express. Besides the ride there's (flat) decorations set up along the way and over the PA system they tell a story that has key moments where you the audience participate.


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The exit, and the line-cutter entrance, to Shivering Timbers, closed off for the season. The bit of unswept leaves and mulch does a lot to make the place look haunted and abandoned even though the ride was in operation a whole ... uh ... three weeks before.


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So here we've joined the line. The railway rarely gets so busy that everyone can't go in one train load but this was one of those times.


Trivia: In his call to the Apollo-Soyuz crew after docking, President Gerald Ford asked all the list of possible questions that NASA International Affairs Office information officer Dennis Williams had proposed, talking for nine minutes instead of the scheduled five. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, Edward Clinton Ezell, Linda Neuman Ezell. NASA SP-4209. Apparently Ford was very interested in the flight and it's nice to think of him geeking out.

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I Took a Ride on the Laser Loop

Jul. 29th, 2025 12:10 am
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Besides living the impossible of walking onto Exterminator and getting pictures with Kenny Kangaroo, what did we do at Kennywood? Well, we drank a lot of fluids. It was a brutally hot, sunny day, I believe in the mid-90s and with just enough humidity to make you think surely there will be rain that takes some of this away. There was not.

We had in two separate past years gotten souvenir drink cups and [personal profile] bunnyhugger brought both. They were supposed to be $4 per refill, which is a pretty fair cost, but we estimated this would likely come out less than the $40 or something that a free-refills-all-2025-season drink cup would be. (We're not sure what the something was; Kennywood's web site was weirdly evasive about it, and searching the web turns up AI slop that didn't even make internal sense, much less have a chance to be right. And yes, we ignore the useless AI summaries, but web sites collecting tourism information don't, so there's no getting basic information about the park anymore.) We did pay less than $40 even together, partly because a couple times we just got water refills (gratis; every amusement park agrees, better to just give people ice water than have them faint on you) and partly because one time the Parkside Cafe cashier didn't charge us. Possibly they didn't realize these were past-year souvenir cups; possibly they didn't care.

But if any piece of not-quite-dishwasher-safe plastic defines a trip, this one is defined by souvenir cups. For ages we didn't bother, seeing them as more trouble to deal with than they were worth and not much of a savings on the pop we usually buy. Last year, though, the heat in Camden Park and Dollywood and Kentucky Kingdom pushed us to cups. This year it was so hot and humid so reliably that we somewhere switched the default to at least seeing what the prices were. Parks have been getting better about having places to stow drink cups, and I discovered I can loop the handle around one of my belt straps and it'll hold on just fine when empty or near-empty.

The other important consumption-based thing to report is they had square ice cream back. Whatever problem caused their cone supplier to take last summer off is apparently resolved, and we were able to get perfectly good square ice cream cones, although from the other side of the Golden Nugget stand than we usually do. It's all right, we can roll with little changes like that. We had a nice time eating them while seeking shade near the Kiddieland and trying to remember if they had the Crazy Trolley last time we hung around Kiddieland. (Yes: Wikipedia says they have had it since 2001 and in fact it's the most recent ride added to Kiddieland that's still there, not counting the short-lived Thomas the Tank Engine area that's been remade as Kennywood Junction. The S S Kenny, a kiddie rocking tugboat, was there from 2007 to 2023.) We also took a moment to appreciate Kenny's Karousel, the kiddie carousel which dates to 1924 and is one of the original rides of the kiddie section. Also the Wacky Wheel, a kiddie Ferris wheel, similarly over a century old.

We also had some actual food, don't worry, with lunch at the Parkside Cafe, a building originally built in 1899, where we had ... I want to say margherita sandwiches. And that this wasn't even the only amusement park where we found margherita sandwiches this trip. We're going to encourage that since it's great to find a park with any vegetarian option besides ``fries'' and ``sad sandwich''.

Speaking of impossible sights did I mention we saw the Steel Curtain roller coaster running? The line was longer than we were willing to put up with, but the ride --- which has been snakebitten since its 2019 opening, and spent all of 2024 closed --- was doing fine, looked like. There's hope for Top Thrill 2 yet!

Also along the way we discovered Cedar Point has another mascot. We didn't see the suit, just evidence of the character in merchandise. Kenny Kangaroo and Parker the Arrow we knew, of course. And they've been bringing back Jeeters, a fluffy pink Krofft-Supershow-esque figure forgotten since the 70s when Kenny took over. But this new mascot? Tuft the Easter Bunny, introduced for their first-ever Eggcellent Scavenger Hunt back in spring. We had no idea. I had no idea, anyway. But they've got dolls for sale of him.

Other discoveries? I'm not sure they had new pressed-penny machines, but [personal profile] bunnyhugger did try one she was fairly confident she hadn't got a coin from, and the machine didn't really respond to her tapping her credit card. The park has gone cash-free, so instead of putting coins in a slot that works instantly and pretty reliably, we had to wonder what it meant that this card reader was showing nothing but was counting down from four minutes. While [personal profile] bunnyhugger went into the shop adjacent to see if they knew what was going on (they gave her the pressed penny she'd wanted; they keep a stock on hand for the card reader failing) the reader reached zero and ... ... started back counting down from twenty minutes.

And what the heck, I'll spoil the surprise for what souvenir I brought home, besides the cup. In the gift shop outside Jackrabbit, their unquestionably century-old roller coaster, I found they were selling pieces of the ride! Six-inch squares of replaced wood, specifically. You of course recall we already have a chunk of Son of Beast's track, and some bolts from the Wild Mouse that [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I rode at Casino Pier our first date. How could I not add to the collection out of the wood Kennywood otherwise had to haul off as scrap? I picked a piece that had holes from the metal bolts, and now the mild mystery of wondering just what sort of piece this used to be, one of the ones making up the structure? One of the pieces holding the rail the train actually runs on? Something from the station? No way to know, unless next time we go I sneak it in and start holding it up to various candidate positions until they throw me off the ride.


Now to the photo section of today's entry; it's Michigan's Adventure, on the first of our Halloweekends visits.

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Returning here from Camp Snoopy to the ... well, there isn't really a main midway for Michigan's Adventure, but the drag between the main body of the park and where the water park and Thunderhawk roller coasters are. Behind the black temporary fence you can see the cars set up for Trunk-or-Treat. The cars used to be part of the Be-Bop Boulevard car ride.


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Skeletons in bumper-boat carcasses set out in front of the carousel. ... I'm sorry, did I call it the carousel? Because it's really ...


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... The Scare-ousel! Which, in this case, means that it was riding backwards, like Cedar Point's Midway Carousel. And we would have thought we'd never see a Cedar Fair park deliberately ride something backwards; they've got some historic phobia of that (even on rides like a Musik Express designed to run backwards). So this was a special treat.


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Here we are getting ready for a backseat ride in the Corkscrew and oh, did I mention [personal profile] bunnyhugger wore her summer-weight dragon kigurumi for this? Because she did. Also, it was hot enough for summer-weight kigurumis to be plenty.


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Costume contest for the kids! Here are the Three Blind Mice. Also someone just wearing ears and a tail like they were hanging out at a furry convention.


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Waiting for the winner to be announced, I think this was. It might have been the time a woman asked us to specifically applaud someone who'd gotten nothing from the sparse crowd.


Trivia: On orbit insertion Apollo Command Module Pilot Vance Brand called out, ``Miy nakhoditsya na orbite'', saying ``we are in orbit'' in Russian. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

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Reunited and It Feels So Good

Jul. 28th, 2025 12:10 am
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We did not get to Kennywood quite at opening; the unfamiliar path and the ambiguities of the Pittsburgh-area ``drop spaghetti on a mountain'' road plan got us there a minute or two after the main gate would have played the Entrance of the Gladiators. Add to that the delay in slathering on sunscreen and deciding what to take in to put in a locker. And add to that a weird delay where for some reason nobody in the big, amorphous blob lined up at the gates was moving through and we were in the park a little bit after it opened. That's fine. We got to see things we had never imagined we would ever see.

Specifically: we saw Kenny Kangaroo! Kenny, mascot of the park for 51 years now, is a pretty nice kangaroo mascot costume that we had never seen at any trip to the park, like, ever, apart from special appearances at Kennycon. But instead, here he was, just past the Candy Kaleidoscope at the gate, welcoming people in. We asked if we could get a picture and his handler explained he was going in, now, but would be back in an hour. Sure, we figured, but we saw him at all, which was a first and a remarkable one at that. Anyway then we got to see something even more amazing.

Exterminator is Kennywood's spinning wild mouse coaster. The ride itself is a duplicate of the spinning wild mouse coaster at DelGrosso's, and the one that had been at La Feria Chapultepec in Mexico City, and one that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had ridden at Chicago's Great America. We had not ridden it since before the pandemic began, because it always has an enormous line. It's an indoor coaster, for one thing, with a lot of props that are supposed to activate when the car comes near, and while the number of things working is always variable, word was that the props had been largely restored and were working quite well. But when there's a 60-minute wait, or longer, and we get one trip to Kennywood a year most years?

So this is why our plan had been to race to the Exterminator at opening, before a huge crowd could gather. Spotting Kenny Kangaroo slowed us down, but we had to pause for an event that rare. Then at the Exterminator we saw something at least as rare: the (digital) ride wait sign said it was a five-minute wait. Some guys overheard us asking if that could be right and they told us no, there was no wait. The ride sign was wrong and the guys right; it was a walk-on. (Well, we had to let like one car load ahead of us, but still, we didn't have time to stand still.)

Rumor was right, by the way, about the props being generally working better. We saw, and saw moving --- or speaking --- more than we ever had before. There was even some sensible changing of light levels within the enclosed areas, so there were a couple really dark areas and a couple where you could see, like, the mannequins pointing their flamethrowers at the mutant rats. (The flamethrowers didn't fire, although I think there were sound effects of them turning on behind you.) Keeping me from giving it an all-things-improved report is that in the queue, which goes back and forth in a concrete tunnel meant to look like Power Company Labyrinth, they took out a bunch of 1940s-looking General Electric gear that no longer had real use in a high-power facility. They aren't using the space for anything, either, so now there's just this empty zone. Maybe they changed it to improve air circulation. Along the way they also removed a button that people in the queue could press to trigger an alarm. (There was a cooldown period so it didn't always work, adding to the arbitrariness of its firing.) Good to see.

When we got off the ride we went back and saw the ride time had only risen to ten minutes. So we jumped back in and it was no longer a walk-on, but it was a wait of maybe five to ten minutes, nothing significant. And after that the sign said we had a fifteen-minute wait. For the first time we faced having to wait outside the building a short while, but we took that because when were we ever going to get an offer like that again?

I think the second ride was the spinniest, and by the end of the third one we were maybe at the limits of what we could take in rapid succession like this. Which made the ride time, now jumped up to 20 or 25 minutes or something, enough that we could say no, we'll go find lunch instead. Any other visit since the pandemic began we'd have jumped at a mere 25-minute wait for Exterminator, but after three quick rides, we were good.

After all this riding, and after eating, we got back around to the Kangaroo ride which I mention just because you know who we saw walking past the Kangaroo? Kenny. True to the handler's word, he was out and about taking pictures again, and after our Kangaroo ride we hurried over to get pictures. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger worried --- either this time or when we temporarily stopped him earlier in the day --- that we were hogging his outdoor time. I pointed out he and his handler could see our t-shirts, showing distant and obscure amusement parks; he knew what we were and could have refused to deal with us if wanted.) I got a nice, goofy, hug for [personal profile] bunnyhugger's camera and said how I hadn't seen Kenny since Kennycon and he was looking well.

This, incredibly, was not the only other time we'd see Kenny; we happened to be walking past that area of the park again later on, and saw him doing more pictures with even more people. And he waved at us, too, giving a convincing impression of recognizing us.

If it's not amazing enough to have seen so much of Kenny Kangaroo, a mascot we never see in the parks --- and also, almost as much, Parker, the Kennywood Arrow costume (the arrow points upward, limiting how much Parker can accidentally whap people) --- please remember that it was blisteringly hot. In the 90s, with barely a cloud in the sky. If suiters at a furry convention are always on the brink of heat stroke in an air-conditioned hotel in March, and they are, think of the poor guys who were out in 95 degree sunlight a week after the summer solstice, hugging people and jumping and skipping around. Literally; this was a very active Kenny. Somehow they never fainted that we saw.


OK, now, as July comes to a close, I am ready with the last set of pictures from September last year. It was (rolling 1d2) an amusement park trip, this one, to the Halloween event at Michigan's Adventure. You ready?

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Establishing shot. Exterior, gorgeous daytime. My car. We're not far from the entrance to the park; it's usually a good sign when we can park by Mad Mouse, and when my car's trunk can gulp down the entrance pavilion.


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Halloween getup, with cornstalks and jacks-o-lantern and bunting at the entrance.


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Here they've used hay bales and pumpkins and flowers to fence off the area that used to have the Little Dipper kiddie coaster, and that they're now not using for anything because it's surprisingly hard to notice anything down that way.


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Bunting-obstructed view of the park from around where Zach's Zoomer is.


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Woodstock Express is what they renamed, and rethemed, the Little Dipper as when they moved it. I'm sure that guy in the center isn't actually looking over the Halloween decorations with disapproval but that's how it looks.


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Camp Snoopy statues welcoming people who came in the other way, with a couple pumpkins creeping up on them.


Trivia: The backup Command/Service Module for the Apollo-Soyuz mission served the same role for the Skylab crewed launches, and was also slated to be the Skylab rescue vehicle if needed. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209. (The Apollo flown was the one that had been scheduled for the original, two-EVA, Apollo 15 mission which was cancelled in favor of a three-EVA mission including a lunar rover.)

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After Tuscora Park our destination was Kennywood; New Philadelphia is a natural break point on the way to Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh a good break point toward Maryland. And we hadn't been to Kennywood since, well, last year, but still. We had a new hotel, this time. We've accepted with regret that the Red Roof Inn we always used had degraded a bit too much. The hotel we stayed at last week was well-placed for the substitute Pinburgh, but we could surely do better for a Kennywood hotel. [personal profile] bunnyhugger found one, and kept its exact location a secret, the better to surprise me.

Also to delight me. I am obliged to report there was a drawback, and that is that we didn't go through the Fort Pitt Tunnel and get to see the spectacle of Pittsburgh lit up by night. Instead, we got a long series of twisty passages, all blocked by construction, and I badly overshot the hotel when we finally reached it.

The hotel was a motel, your classic courtyard style thing with fieldstone walls, and an office with windows tilted outward in that imitation air traffic control panel of late-50s construction. We were the last people to check in; the clerk asked if we had a reservation because he had only the one room and it was spoken for. On learning we were there for Kennywood he was delighted, and just as if a character actor began giving us impossibly complicated instructions to get to the park, better than the satellite navigator could do, and referencing landmarks with mentions of what they used to be. As best I remembered the instructions his advice coincided with the satellite navigator's but talked a lot more about the county airport.

The motel was lovely, apart from the interior having been renovated into that generic stuff with fake floors and white walls you get anymore. But it was the first of a bunch of great stays we'd have places. The only disappointment was the Wi-Fi, which was weak and slow. The next night I'd go to the main office to ask if I had the connection information right and I did; we were just in a spot where it didn't work. [personal profile] bunnyhugger made the sacrifice of setting up her phone as a hotspot again.

A bigger struggle and one threatening our day: we didn't exactly have Kennywood tickets. Or maybe we did. No way to be sure. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had tried buying tickets a day or two before, at home, but got a weird error message about something having gone wrong and maybe the transaction was rejected or something else? I know this sounds like I'm being vague for comic effect, but the situation was vague. [personal profile] bunnyhugger could see a pending transaction on her account, but never got an e-mail or message and the transaction never moved to accepted or rejected or anything.

She had tried again the morning we left, with a process that eventually accepted her credit card, and then never produced tickets to print out or, like normal people, save to their phones. At the hotel, past midnight, there still wasn't anything in her e-mail. So, I went and bought tickets, figuring, maybe there was some freak problem with her account. Or her computer: not mentioned in all this has been that her MacBook Air, subject like most of its model year to a problem where the video screen stops working, had finally failed soundly. She was using my old laptop, basically functional but with absolutely zero battery life, and a magnetic plug connector prone to falling out, crashing the computer, with the slightest movement. The operating system and web browsers are several years out of date, naturally, and maybe that was causing trouble.

That was not causing the trouble, as I made my purchase and got a spinny wheel and never saw anything. We had just resolved to the annoyance of going early in the day to the guest relations desk when the e-mails came. Both of our sets of purchases had come in. And, who knew, maybe the purchase from a couple days before might too. (As far as I know, it never did.)

So we had to form a fresh plan, and this was it: we would use my tickets, bought on my credit card, for Kennywood. At some point during the day when we had time, we'd go to guest services and get refunds for the tickets [personal profile] bunnyhugger had bought, all of which were on a different card. We supposed refunds for two or possibly four tickets on one card would be easier than two or possibly four tickets on up to two cards. And so it was, ultimately. We got in fine, and we went to guest relations at the end of the day we went to guest relations and learned, first, they'd had some web problem the other day that caused attempted purchases to fail. So that's the tickets from that day resolved. And they pledged to refund [personal profile] bunnyhugger's tickets. So all the trouble resolved as well as we could have hoped. Plus, we got a day at Kennywood.

(It happens in the time between when I wrote that and when I posted this, [personal profile] bunnyhugger spontaneously thought to check whether she had been refunded. She was, just a day or two after our visit, as we were promised.)


So what amusement park thing came up next? None at all! Instead, it happens that I spotted a friend hanging around the front porch ...

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Do you see them? Look close.


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That's right! There was an opossum hanging out in the hostas, hoping they weren't perceived by me.


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I was zooming in so as to give them some space, but I can't swear they weren't looking back at me.


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From a tiny bit closer I got to see their head. I think they're young because the ears seem pretty full and round, so they haven't been wrecked by a bitter winter.


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I could see the creature pretty well, but that's impossible to photograph.


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This was, I think, a flash photograph, my best chance at recording their fur color and a bit more of their shape. Haven't seen them around since but they're welcome to have about.


Trivia: As late as July 1972, NASA representatives believed that the Soviet Soyuz capsule carried bottled nitrogen to make up air lost to space. It did not, and carried no air reserve. The Soviet design insisted on virtually no air leakage, while the Apollo Command Module would lose something like a tenth of a pound an hour. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209. (The book doesn't give an exact figure for Apollo's leakage, instead quoting a person's oral recollection, and who plausibly was giving an order-of-magnitude estimate.)

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What brought us to New Philadelphia, Ohio, of course was Tuscora Park. It's a onetime private amusement park that converted to a county park with a couple of rides. Most notable is an antique carousel, but they also have an antique kiddie roller coaster that unaccompanied adults can't ride, and the only other operating Parker Superior Wheel. (The other only other is the wheel at Crossroads Village, outside Flint, which runs at design speed and so is excitingly fast.) It also has a small bundle of other rides, mostly kiddie rides, although it has got a swings ride we were just barely able to squeeze into at least once. Also a miniature golf course that we had never, ever gotten there in time to play. An eighteen-hole golf course at that.

We would not get there in time to play golf this time either. Even if we weren't very slow players, we got there right about as they were selling their last cards for the day. We had meant to get on the road sooner, and I don't remember what kept us. May have just been the last-minute battening down of our hatches, watering the lawn and such. A couple traffic jams didn't help.

But our goal was to have a good resting point, somewhere we could stretch for a couple hours. Also to ride an antique carousel; the one they have is a circa 1925 Spillman, designed as a portable, but it's been in New Philadelphia since 1941. We would get tickets for two rides on the carousel (eventually) and one on the Superior Wheel, managing to time things so that we got the last carousel ride for the night. The carousel also had its band organ going nicely.

The organ's got that MIDI hookup that lets it play an enormous number of songs, not just the eight or so that a scroll might. I got a picture of some of the Playlist Favorites, and it includes some that you'd guess like The Washington Post March, Parade of the Wooden Soldiers, and American Patrol. It's also got ones I never heard of, like Beautiful Ohio, Lincoln Highway (a march), or Paul Revere's Ride (another march). I don't know what The Minstrel King March is but I'm not looking it up either, thank you.

We'd thought the park might be somewhere we could eat and turns out, yeah. They have veggie burgers now. Not your modern kind of high-quality fake meat patty like an Impossible Burger or a Beyond Burger or something. Just your old-fashioned gardenburger sort of thing. But it was fresh-cooked (and the last order they took before closing up for the night) and that helps make up for some shakiness. We ate while watching the carousel once we found a bench that wasn't still wet from afternoon rain.

Also we learned, from reading the historical marker, that we had the wrong idea of the park's history. It turns out this was not a longrunning amusement park that turned to a county park when the locals wouldn't give up the carousel and roller coaster and whatnot. Tuscora Park had opened as a private amusement park in the summer of 1907, offering what you could have in that day, swimming pools and pavilions and concerts, baseball, bowling, that sort of thing. But it was sold at a sheriff's sale in 1911, and the city council bought it in 1912. Basically all of its history --- including every amusement park ride it has now, and plausibly all the rides it ever had --- was from its public ownership.

While we once again didn't get there early enough to golf in miniature, nor to ride the miniature train, we did get to see the park in lovely evening glow when the temperature had given up on the low 90s, and to see the park through to closing. Very good first park for our trip.


And now, let's close out the pictures of Cedar Point on that not-quite-Halloweekend weekend last September:

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Skeletal rider set up in Frontier Town, all ready for Halloweekends. Note that the horse does not suffer from Bone-Ear-Tis.


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Entry portal to Top Thrill 2, fenced off from people who might mistake it for an operating ride.


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Probably won't see this like again. Here's the entry area fenced off from a different angle.


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Evening view of the Midway Carousel, with Raptor's lift hill in the background. Look how nice that sky is.


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See? Here's that same picture with EVEN MORE SKY. Look at that sky. Such a gradient!


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And a last look at the park, settling into sunset. I think the park was still open but we had to be home for me to get to work in the morning, so we left at dusk.


Trivia: The first day of Working Group 1's negotiations for the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project focused on which would launch first, the Apollo able to stay on orbit for two weeks or the Soyuz which was capable of about four days (plus a day's margin). The Soviets pushed hard for the Soyuz to launch first, with the provision for unexpected Apollo delays being deorbiting the Soyuz capsule and launching the second one that, up to that point, NASA officials did not know was in the plan. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209. Since I missed the start of the 50th anniversary I'm just going to run this long. The Backup Soyuz flew as Soyuz 22 in September 1976.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

PS: OK, it looks like ``Beautiful Ohio'' is the Official State Song of the Buckeys and it sure is a state song, all right.

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Train I Ride, Sixteen Coaches Long

Jul. 25th, 2025 12:10 am
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Coming down off the Popeye high on my humor blog. What's been filling the days this past week? Much more normal stuff, like time-travelling cavemen who make sphinxes cry!


Also in normal stuff? Cedar Point in that strange zone between the regular season and Halloweekends. Watch:

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Afternoon light over a corner of the Town Hall Museum. The structure in front is a stand they set up to do the Official Measuring Of Your Kids As Tall Enough For Rides that used to be one of the things the Town Hall Museum offered.


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Little-used fire exit only door to the Town Hall Museum, with a view of the Snake River falls station behind.


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And the far side of the Town Hall Museum, with a couple of trompe l'oeil-style windows and a fake peek inside a workshop that was never there. Plus reproductions of old lithographs of Cedar Point ferries.


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The Snake River Falls station entrance, with the sign apologizing that it's closed for the season. But we know the truth ...


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Yes, it's closed for the ever; we missed the final plunge.


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Snake River Falls entrance, station, and the buckets where you were to set your shoes.


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On to the stuff we'd ride and do almost every chance we get, in this case, the Mine Ride. There was almost no queue, not a surprise as the ride can take like 86 people at once and while the mine ride these days runs only one or two trains it's capable of like seventeen.


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Train being dispatched. One of the relatively new props is signs pointing to other roller coasters owned by the Cedar Fair chain.


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Goldrusher is at Carowinds, on the North Carolina-South Carolina border. KBF Calico is not a particular ride, but references the Knotts Berry Farm ghost town, a themed reconstruction of the actual ghost town of Calico, California, which Walter Knott's uncle was a big part of. Quicksilver is the Quicksilver Express ride at Gilroy Gardens, not part of the Cedar Fair family of parks by the time of this photo. Yukon Striker is at Canada's Wonderland. Adventure Express is at Kings Island. We've been on Quicksilver Express, Yukon Striker, and Adventure Express.


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Looking at the backwards spire of Top Thrill 2, which hadn't been working all season. This season it's been working about half the time.


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I believe that's surveying equipment set up on the Top Thrill 2 track. You'd think they would have written down where it was when they built it.


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This is just a tree in the Frontier Town area that I thought had great leaves and better light on it.


Trivia: The wake-up music for the Apollo crew's last day in space was Jerry Jeff Walker's ``Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother''. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

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The plan for what would work out to be a nearly precise 1600-mile road trip had one big decision to make up front: do we aim for Six Flags America as the first park on our trip or the last? Actually it was whether HersheyPark should be first or last, because the cluster of parks we hoped to visit had that as the geographic outlier. Would we rather the longest drive without another amusement park be the start of our trip (Hershey first) or at the end (Hershey last)? And Six Flags America would then be at the other end.

The case for Hershey First: we'd get the longest uninterrupted leg of driving done first, when we're freshest. We would get to the biggest park as far as possible from the 4th of July, a day we expected it to be packed. The case for Hershey Last: if we were there the 4th of July we'd get to see the fireworks. We'd see fireworks at whatever park we were at but figured Hershey, Kennywood, or Six Flags America likely to have the best show.

But the deciding factor for Hershey Last was that if all went well, and we went to Six Flags America first, then my 300th coaster could be The Wild One, the arguably-over-a-century-old ride. Not that there aren't coasters at Hershey that would make a good milestone, but a century-old wooden coaster is really special.

With that tie broken we had the plan: we'd drive to Kennywood, from there to Six Flags America possibly getting in the evening of our anniversary. We'd spend a couple days in the area, on the plan that if weather or crowds or malfunctions kept us from having enough of the park we'd have backup (and if we did get enough of the park, there's other stuff in the area to see, not least of which, my brother and his family). Then up to Pennsylvania for Dutch Wonderland and HersheyPark, both of which we hadn't seen since 2010. And then the long drive home, although it'd be plausible we could stop in at Cedar Point for a somewhat-past-halfway rest.

And we could pick up some side trips along the way. There's a good number of antique carousels in and around Maryland, particularly, plus the Smithsonian's. There's Glen Echo Park, onetime amusement park that's been converted to a National Park that still has its antique carousel and many of the Art Deco buildings of the park's height. And [personal profile] bunnyhugger would find other carousels close-by that we would not want to miss.

So our journey began, Saturday afternoon, with our destination: New Philadelphia, Ohio, for reasons that will baffle those who don't remember similar trips we've made before. Also somewhere around Ann Arbor, an hour into the drive, [personal profile] bunnyhugger realized what we had forgotten. We hadn't brought our letterboxing gear, so there'd be no chance to stop at miscellaneous curios spots along the way, especially on the long drive back, trying to find hidden rubber stamps somewhere near the fallen log. (Also left behind: my National Parks Passport, so we couldn't get a stamp at Glenn Echo Park.) Not worth driving back for, but a bit sad that we wouldn't have that option. Still, if that was the biggest disappointment we'd have on our trip --- and [personal profile] bunnyhugger had gone over the operating hours for every park and every day we had planned and confirmed they were open, barring power failures or the deluge --- we could take it.


Having gotten our Last Looks pictures in on Snake River Falls, what's there else to take Last Looks at?

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The back of a 'firehouse' building that was put up with the 'Frontier Town' setting, to look like the sort of old-timey 19th century town. It's hard to escape the feeling Cedar Point wants to redevelop this area though as of 2025 it hasn't happened yet.


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Here's the front of the 'firehouse'. Used to sell ice cream, a much-needed thing, but for the last couple years it's sold cocktails.


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This pizza shop next to the firehouse has been closed for like forever.


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Here's the side of the Town Hall Museum, closed in 2019 to renovate into a new experience and that hasn't opened yet.


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Front of the Town Hall Museum, which has given up the pretext that it's going to reopen, part of why we feel sure it's going to be demolished more suddenly than we think.


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End of the Town Hall Museum building. Somewhere past that window they once had three horses removed from the Kiddie Kingdom carousel as too precious to be ridden; now, they're ... ? I think gathering dust in a workshop somewhere?


Trivia: At the Apollo astronauts' second press conference during the flight, Deke Slayton quipped that he had done nothing in space that his 91-year-old aunt count not have. This sent reporters scrambling to learn her name ahead of deadline. (It was Sadie Link.) Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

But I Wanna Know For Sure

Jul. 23rd, 2025 12:10 am
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Our sad experience with Nigloland meant that I would not ride my 300th roller coaster at Plopsaland. Or any other park we had an obvious plan to visit this season. Sad, but what is there to do about it?

The merged Six Flags/Cedar Fair corporation earlier this year announced the first park to be closed. This would be Six Flags America, in that zone between Washington DC and Baltimore. It's the park we lost the chance to visit when Roger's health problems cancelled our plans to attend my family gettogether there last year. And also one we declined the chance to visit back in 2010 when we attended the Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear. It's to last through the end of the season, maybe Halloween, and then be gone forever. Almost surely to be lost with this is The Wild One, arguably the oldest currently-operating roller coaster in North America.

(Leap the Dips in Altoona is closed for the year; that's not the argument. The argument is that The Wild One has been massively rebuilt several times since its ancestor opened in 1917, including conversion from a side-friction to a normal modern roller coaster, even before we get to its being moved from Massachusetts to Maryland. If you accept it as the same coaster, though, it was at one time the tallest roller coaster in the world.)

And another piece. We had entered June without a specific plan for what if anything to do on our anniversary. We often do an amusement park visit, at least. Sometimes an amusement park trip.

What if? ---

It would be a long drive, yes, something like nine hours without stops. Maybe twelve or more hours with normal stops. But we'd have a couple amusement parks we could easily stop at along the way --- Cedar Point, Kennywood. If we made an ambitious trip of it we might add in visits to Hershey or Dutch Wonderland or even maybe Dorney Park, all places we haven't visited in ten or fifteen years, all of which have roller coasters that didn't exist when we visited last. And, close to Six Flags America are remarkable features like Glen Echo Park, a onetime amusement park that's now a national park, and has preserved many of the amusement park buildings plus the antique carousel. Oh, also I might be able to see my brother and his family, whom I last saw when they swung by Ann Arbor a couple years ago.

This is, more or less, how we came to the plans for our big amusement park trip this year, and our anniversary trip, and an adventure we can only call the most extreme mid-Atlantic parks tour.


In photos, now, let's take in a little more Cedar Point and some things not there anymore.

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Snake River Falls's lift hill, and the end of the drop that would produce a pretty big flume.


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Here's the return leg, with the boats' path back to the station. SkyHawk, the rigid-pendulum Screamin' Swing, is in the background.


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Snake River Falls's logo, with the threatening snake at its top.


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Here's the lift hill and the main drop in the same scene.


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The Snake River Wood Products was the loading station, and the pretext for what the ride was about.


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General view showing the station, lift hill, turnaround, drop, and return leg at once. Also the bridge for the exit.


Trivia: The Apollo-Soyuz Docking Module, after ejection, would become part of a geodynamics experiment: when it was about 300 kilometers away from the Apollo Command/Service Module, the two orbits would vary enough to measure Earth's mass anomalies greater than 200 kilometers in size. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

PS: What's Going On In Alley Oop? Are they still caught in a video game? April - July 2025 and not a word about the Sunday strips and the story going on in Little Oop.

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If there's anything bad about my current job besides having to wake up to an alarm clock, it's that we can't just skip out on work some day and go to an amusement park. Especially on a weekday, in June, when the crowds are lowest. But the creation of Juneteenth as a federal and state holiday seemed to hold the promise of some good amusement park time for us, as it can drift to the middle of the week. The first time we tried Juneteenth for a Cedar Point trip we were disappointed, as it was a crowded and busy Monday --- and this right after a Father's Day that crowd calendars tell us was a ghost town --- but maybe this year would be different? (Last year was a less-busy-than-average year according to crowd calendars.) So we gave that a try, especially since preparing for the European Vacation ate up all the time in May that might have been used for a trip.

Well, it started as a slow day, but this was because it started as a rainy day, with just the carousels and some other fully-covered rides running. As the clouds parted and the sun and humidity returned, so did the crowds. It was maybe not as bad as a weekend day would be, but I think we have to conclude that people have decided Juneteenth is an amusement park holiday in a way that Father's Day is not. You work out the logic, I don't know it. (I mean, Father's Day seems like an obvious amusement park day. Dad brings the kids somewhere they're going to have fun and probably not break an anything, event planning done.)

Anyway the day was pleasant enough and while we couldn't ride everything, we could place enough of that blame on the rain shutting down so many rides to start with. Also that we had to leave so I could get to bed around midnight.

We did get to see some sights, like Top Thrill 2 running! It's been managing to be up a little over half the time, which is enormously better than last season. We also got to see a couple test cycles for Siren's Curse, the roller coaster they're hastily dropping in to distract everyone from the cursed first season that Top Thrill 2 had. The gimmick for Siren's Curse is that after the lift hill the roller coaster comes to a stop on a piece of track, is very securely braked, and then the track itself pitches over to connect with the next segment, a vertical drop. It's neat to watch and every time we saw the track pitched, someone watching said, ``Nope. Never.'' Since our visit, the ride has opened, and does not get stuck with the riders facing the vertical drop most of the time. Maybe they should be avoiding words like ``curse'' in coaster names for a while.

The least happy thing to see at the park was that Iron Dragon's new entrance --- they finally inflicted Fast Pass line-cutting on it --- also saw the gryphon statue moved away. It had disappeared for a few years when GateKeeper opened, the easy supposition being the gryphon-themed ride would get a gryphon-themed statue, but the gryphon eventually reappeared in its traditional home by Iron Dragon. Now it's just gone and who knows when, or where, it will reappear.

The happiest thing to discover was that they had a band! A seven-piece band performing near the Wild Mouse coaster as The Wild Mice, playing trumpets and drums and saxophone and trombone and all, with each of the performers playing one of the six colored mice that have names and identities to match the spinning wild mouse's cars. Yes, they had ears and coily tails. And the seventh, the grey mouse that appears in the ride's logo but corresponds to nothing in the ride. The mice gave their names and while I missed it, [personal profile] bunnyhugger told me the grey mouse's name is GreyGary, at least according to the performing band canon.

Next year we're definitely doing a Father's Day trip instead of Juneteenth. Although next year Juneteenth will be a Friday so we can stay until midnight, and the park really clears out around 10:30, 11:00 ... ... hm ...


Having started another Cedar Point adventure what can I do but continue sharing pictures of our Cedar Point trip on the anonymous bonus weekend of last year?

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More of the hidden, parklike spaces around the water mill. You can see parts of the structure of Snake River falls, a shoot-the-chutes ride, but won't for long.


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Although Cedar Point is full up --- they've run out of space to expand the park --- there are still spaces that have room for little patches of nature.


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Safety guide for Snake River Falls, the little-loved shoot-the-chutes ride that closed for good about Labor Day of last year. We didn't know how soon it would be torn down, but (correctly) guessed ``over the winter'' and so did a little last-chance-to-see photography.


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Exit for the ride; I believe you could also stand there and watch, at the risk of getting wet, the chutes shooting down.


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Here's the lift hill for the ride, which would basically turn around up high and splash down. The peak for Top Thrill 2 is the red-and-white spire in the background.


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Underneath the exit bridge for Snake River falls. The rails keep the boat from going past its designated path.


Trivia: The Apollo crew had 23 independent science experiments to work on after the Soyuz undocked and landed. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

I Like What You're Doing Now, Fire

Jul. 21st, 2025 12:10 am
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People keeping suspiciously close tabs on the state of our home might remember that a year and a half ago our fireplace cleaning and inspection got our fireplace condemned with a note that literally any fire had in the past 95 years could plausibly have burned the house down. The question was what to do about it. We finally resolved to having the fireplace converted, with a small wood-burning stove squeezed into the space where it would be adequately insulated and ventilated. Also to actually be effective in heating the house, since our open-hearth fireplace was kind of not good for anything but having the lovely sight of a fire and warming up people who were within three feet of its opening.

After finally committing to the stove installation last winter, the fireplace people finally had the time to come out and put it in. This involved getting here terribly early in the morning and using the neighbor's driveway to fuss with the chimney some. Fortunately the neighbor, who's there on some AirBnB-style lease, didn't mind as they haven't been using the driveway (we're not even sure they have a car), and to make some fuss inside the living room. But by the middle of last month, there we were: with a cute black stove poking just a couple inches out the front of our fireplace.

This was not the end of things, though. First, they would need to cut an arched metal plate to go around the stove, so as to fit the arch of the fireplace this was filling up. Second, and a bit more distressing, the stove's new front was not parallel with the edge of the fireplace. It was enough off to be obvious if you stood nearby. Third also was that the city had to inspect it to be satisfied that it was installed correctly, but that would come in time.

This past week the city finally had the time to send an inspector, who gave us a pass for a ``rough inspection'', because the fireplace was not exactly as it would be when finished. Exactly would include having a blower fan at the base, which was not installed in the first place because (our best explanation is) they forgot to order it, and having the faceplate put on.

That faceplate would be put on this week while I was in the office. It's got a nice arch that matches the circle of our original bricks, and for reasons it's poked out an inch or so from the brick so we can still see the whole original. The fan's tucked in where it should be with a cord we need to, like, triple-protect as long as Athena is in her ``chew everything'' phase. And they straightened out the stove while installing the faceplate so that it's near enough parallel the wall for any reasonable person's needs.

Now we need just the final inspection and for it not to be the middle of summer and we're good to go.


Meanwhile! Have we seen enough of Cedar Point's petting zoo rabbits yet? I don't think we have.

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I know this is just the brown rabbit asking the white for head-pettings, but white rabbit looks ready to do an Incredible Hulk transformation and start ripping the place apart.


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I believe this is actually the white rabbit grooming themself with the brown trying to horn in on the process.


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But the white rabbit gradually accepted the invitation to groom the brown, and the brown rabbit looks so confident that has gone exactly as desired.


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Aw yeah, that's the good head-licking.


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On to the rest of the amusement park. This is the water mill that, up until this visit, was usually left open. We haven't seen it open t the public since.


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Here's a little, easily overlooked, patch of water and green space next to the water mill. It's just enough off the main Frontier Trail that you might never know it was there.


Trivia: Soyuz 19 astronauts Alexei Leonov and Valery Kubasov had a nearly ten-hour rest period before the reentry the 21st of July, 1975. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.

Currently Reading: Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement From Cubits to Quantum Constants, James Vincent.

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Note: this chapter is very NSFW! My apologies for the rather abrupt end to this rather short chapter. I’m still working on getting myself back into a regular writing groove, and for that I’m going to skip another week, so the second half of this scene will be posted on Sunday, August 3rd. Thank you so much for reading, and for your patience!

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A pretty Sith Lord warriors post

Jul. 20th, 2025 06:40 am
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Scene: the ex-Padawan is having an emotional breakdown because oh no, it's so scary having emotions and she hates having friends.

The Main Character is comforting her about this, and draws out that the reason the ex-Padawan is upset is that she's afraid something will happen to her friends.

So the MC gives a speech about, "it's okay to be afraid. But use your fear. Let it become anger that anyone would threaten your friends! Let the anger give you power, to fight to protect everyone you care about!"

(I had a better line earlier but it's nearly 7am and I need sleep...)

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And now, while I build up strength for the next big reporting project, a bit of news around the home. Last time I talked about our bathroom lights I mentioned how I'd found the nonfunctioning bulbs above the mirror were actually just burned out, and I replaced them with LED bulbs that are bright, cool, and look fine.

So we had a new light problem break out. [personal profile] bunnyhugger turned the light on, it flickered a moment, and then the main light, not over the mirror, stayed on, incapable of being turned off. The other switches on the same switch plate --- the ceiling fan and the heater --- worked fine, but not the light. So, oven mitt in hand, I unscrewed the compact fluorescent that hasn't given up the ghost yet, and we called yet again on the electricians.

You know, I thought we were probably being rooked when we signed up for that service contract with the plumber/electricians but we've now saved a bunch of service visit calls. Maybe our house should be falling apart more slowly.

So the problem was that the physical switch had at last burned out. Not a difficult fix --- the electrician didn't even bother turning off the circuit breaker --- and the only catch was finding a replacement faceplate to cover the three switches and the two electric sockets next to it. He found one but had to go four places for it. Once he had that, though? I can't say it was but the work of a moment, but it was pretty quick to do. And now we have a new and shiny white switchplate.

Sadly, this replaces the switch's old faceplate, a battered metal NuTone thing that was our only clue what model ceiling fan we had (and that was itself cut partway down to make room for the faceplate around the electric sockets). It also replaces the toggle switches with rocker switches that I'm still getting used to. They did a similar replacement of a toggle with a rocker switch when they changed our kitchen ceiling light. I don't know why. I can see sources claiming rocker switches are more durable because it's harder for contaminants to get in, but they also say it's only a little better. Maybe it's just the electricians' house style.

When he asked if there were anything else I did mention how nice it'd be if there were more outlets in the bathroom. Right now we just have the one next to the light switch, plus a socket coming off the mirror's lights that's only good for the electric toothbrush. He outlined the intimidating pile of things we'd need to do to get a new socket put in, and yeah, won't be doing that, however much it would make everything better. Too bad.

Anyway, light is working and we should probably make a note somewhere of what our ceiling fan model is since we can't use the faceplate to tell us anymore.


Back now to pictures of Cedar Point, and something everyone would really like to see.

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Hey, what's that over in the petting zoo?


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Aw hey, a fluffy white rabbit all set to be petted and have all kinds of attention pushed on her, that's great, right?


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And here's another rabbit sinking in their dewlap.


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I wonder if the white bunny is waiting around for someone to touch them!


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Only thing to do is respect the rabbits' desire for petting by dangling your kid way over the fence with them.


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Tragedy! Bunny is confused about which way to turn to get a person to touch them all over.


Trivia: On the 19th of July, 1975, NASA played ``Tenderness'', sung by the Soviet artist Maya Kristalinskaya, as wake-up music for the Apollo crew, but they slept through it. The 20th of July NASA tried again and this time woke for it. Source: The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209. Mind, the wake-up time was 3:13 am the 19th, but then it was 1:54 am the 20th. Also I am genuinely embarrassed that I forgot this was the 50th anniversary of Apollo-Soyuz.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 66: Uranium Hunter or the Living Geiger Counter, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

We're Gonna Rock It Tonight

Jul. 19th, 2025 12:10 am
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I made the drive home from the airport sound like everything was fine. Most of the important things were, but there was a bit of noise coming from my brakes. Nothing big but certainly persistent. Over the next week the noise grew, getting louder and more insistent and the braking getting less smooth. Even I knew how to diagnose this, though: my brake pads were almost worn out. Or calipers, maybe. Doesn't matter; they're basically a set. When they're close to wearing out, they start making --- they're supposed to start making --- a noise too irritating to ignore, which encourages the car owner to get the thing fixed before it becomes unsafe to operate.

This was mostly just wear, as I've had the car for closing in on 50,000 miles and the car itself is well over 100,000 miles old. It's possibly hurried by the extreme emergency stop we had to make on the way to Detroit airport, but that would be only hurried rather than caused. Anyway, a trip to the dealer, the discovery they couldn't deal with it at the after-office-hours appointment I had, and my own trip by bus and the next morning my car was fine.

Except. Something started making a terrible racket in my suspension, something hard to miss over the course of a road trip covering suspiciously close to 1600 miles and you're going to read about every one of them. Usually when I was at low speed, reliably when I was braking or going over a pothole, and our particular street is nothing but potholes. I had to chalk it up to the suspension, annoyingly, being as old as the brake pads and dying at almost but not quite the same time, and brought the car in yesterday after work for them to examine.

They figured to have a diagnosis by about 5:30 and if they were lucky get it done by their 8 pm close. No luck and they texted that it they would need the morning to diagnose it. Either the problem was awful or they were swamped. This morning they didn't have any message for me and finally I texted them about noon to ask if there was word. They were still working on it but hoped to have an answer soon.

Finally the answer: it looks like a bit of road debris got into a shield near the suspension, which was causing the trouble. And I suppose its natural movement might explain why the low-speed groaning stopped this past weekend, though the pothole and braking noise kept going. Must have shaken loose. But they got it and cleaned it out, and what's left looks good.

Of course, as I write this, I haven't driven it yet so who knows what's next ...


In pictures, now, what's next is a bit more Cedar Point during the no-longer-bonus weekend that's before Halloweekends but after Ordinary Time.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger discovering that while the Kettle Corn place was set up, it wasn't running. We would never see it open that fall. But coffee was open and she would get coffee at least.


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The chickens are on the prowl!


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``You coming, Mabel? C'mon, time's a-wasting!''


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And then [personal profile] bunnyhugger noticed trouble approaching, and started whistling that theme from West Side Story.


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``You're just lucky my chick's here!''


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Although Halloweekends hadn't started yet there was a group lined up at one of the haunted house areas, next to the petting zoo, and the door opened up to let people in. So I got this view of what might be inside which looks like a 50s-ish diner?


Trivia: Chinese is the only script to still be primarily used for the language it was originally developed for. Source: The Greatest Invention: A History of the World In Nine Mysterious Scripts, Silvia Ferrara.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 66: Uranium Hunter or the Living Geiger Counter, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle. The living Geiger counter is a creature named the Beekl-Bokl and it looks kind of like ``What if Eugene the Jeep were a bunny-tailed platypus?'' (he glows and ticks when detecting radioactivity).

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So if my humor blog isn't about letting Robert Benchley write it, then what is it about? ... How about if it's just a lot of explaining Popeye storylines? That works. Here's what you can catch up on:


So next up on the photo reel is, of course, an amusement park. We got to Cedar Point on the weekend between regular weeklong operations and the start of Halloweekends, once upon a time known as a ``bonus weekend'' and now just kind of there. Here's what's there:

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Part of the lawn approach to the entrance that we never go to because we're never coming from that side of the parking lot. But this is where they moved the Peanuts topiaries that used to line the Causeway.


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Turns out they're completely artificial --- I had assumed they were actually sculpted --- but that does mean they could be moved rather than killed when the park decided not to have them line the Causeway.


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Halloweekends wasn't really going, yet they were getting the decorations up, letting us be there in a weird liminal zone.


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Also it was still summertime hot so all the Halloween theming felt out of season.


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Decorations on the main midway where they used to have the ride graveyard. The graveyard's moved, but it does mean the sickest joke --- Sky Ride car #13 on the ground, smashed --- is spoiled.


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I believe the fountain in the middle is one of the set Cedar Point snagged from the 1904 St Louis Exposition. Here, it holds a bunch of fake pumpkins.


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The mummy here is an alien from one of Cedar Point's early-2000s Halloweekends haunted houses, the one about the secret of the Mummy, which is that he's an alien.


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Banners that look like [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents' Halloween decorations, along with an un-eclipsed afternoon sun.


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The Pumpkin Spice Gourds. I don't remember if they were playing any music, but the placement of flowers in front does a good job at making it look like they're playing to an audience. I guess it's okay that there are only three of them. The joke would be a little stronger if they had five and they could be matched to the actual Spice Girls but it probably wouldn't be funnier enough to nearly double the materials cost.


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The brake run and the first drop of Blue Streak, seen from the queue going up to the ride. I like this kind of inside-the-ride photo, especially with all the many soothing lines of a wooden roller coaster.


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Photograph from the Millennium Force queue of ... well, the back of the Panda Express. Why? Because nobody ever photographs that for any reason ever is why.


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And here's Millennium Force which, despite this being their tallest operating coaster at the time and a top-notch ride and it being a gorgeous Sunday didn't have much of a line. Sometimes that happens.


Trivia: Maize was an important enough crop in the inland Chinese province of Henan to be mentioned in a regional history in 1555. Source: Food In History, Reay Tannahill.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 66: Uranium Hunter or the Living Geiger Counter, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle. As teased, radioactive bears block buried treasure.

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